Accountant.?
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks... "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no, that will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year!.." alan! check out the pic on my 360...it's gross....
Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Answer 2 :
OMG, PML:)) FFS what next?
Answer 3 :
10/10 excellent *
Answer 4 :
l checked out your piccy, yes its fowl, get rid of better off leaving blank and filling it with the new foal piccys
Answer 5 :
Excellent one Calamity.!!! They do raise them don't they ha ha.!!! Funny so 10/10.!!!
Answer 6 :
awesome joke! all ways enjoy your jokes! lmao!
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Saturday, April 28, 2012
Saturday, April 14, 2012
accountant?
accountant?
im in yr 10 and i want to become a accountant , which lesson you have to be good at to become a accountant? and what grades you have to get? thank you (best answer 10 points)
Higher Education (University +) - 3 Answers
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Answer 1 :
it doesnt really matter what a levels you do it doesnt even matter what degree you do but it helps if youre good at maths and have an interest in business
Answer 2 :
Since you've already made your year 10 and 11 "extra subject" choices, I would have suggested business studies as one of those. However, I would suggest you work hard at your maths GCSE to be good with numbers. Apart from I couldn't really suggest anything else. Accountants generally are professional, so you may think about working at your ICT and English Literature GCSE aswell. Once your at college I would try at an accountant A level and maths A level. Then you've got another 2 choices of A levels to be able to have something to expand your future prospects.
Answer 3 :
get some advice from your teachers, they will know the best...
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im in yr 10 and i want to become a accountant , which lesson you have to be good at to become a accountant? and what grades you have to get? thank you (best answer 10 points)
Higher Education (University +) - 3 Answers
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Answer 1 :
it doesnt really matter what a levels you do it doesnt even matter what degree you do but it helps if youre good at maths and have an interest in business
Answer 2 :
Since you've already made your year 10 and 11 "extra subject" choices, I would have suggested business studies as one of those. However, I would suggest you work hard at your maths GCSE to be good with numbers. Apart from I couldn't really suggest anything else. Accountants generally are professional, so you may think about working at your ICT and English Literature GCSE aswell. Once your at college I would try at an accountant A level and maths A level. Then you've got another 2 choices of A levels to be able to have something to expand your future prospects.
Answer 3 :
get some advice from your teachers, they will know the best...
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Saturday, April 7, 2012
What is quickest way i can open a new bank account?
What is quickest way i can open a new bank account?
IS there anyway i could open any kind of bank account by tomorrow(wednesday) doesn't have to have DD just a basic account.
Personal Finance - 5 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Go to any bank and open up a checking account. The account will be open immediately. You will receive some blank checks. But your regular checks and debit card, your password will come in the mail on separate days. /
Answer 2 :
Sure - online with ING bank is one such way. Or, just go to a local bank or credit union. They normally open it on the spot for you.
Answer 3 :
Open up an account with cash. Please note that you will have your references checked and you will face unusually long hold times on deposited funds until you have established a track record. The reason for this is described in this article: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2270669/protect_yourself_from_con_artists_and.html?cat=3
Answer 4 :
Online with Bank of America. But you need $25.00 to open the account.
Answer 5 :
Just go into the bank of your choice, tel them you wish to open an account, I think they expect there to be a sum of money to open it.
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IS there anyway i could open any kind of bank account by tomorrow(wednesday) doesn't have to have DD just a basic account.
Personal Finance - 5 Answers
People Answers, Critics, Comments, Opinions :
Answer 1 :
Go to any bank and open up a checking account. The account will be open immediately. You will receive some blank checks. But your regular checks and debit card, your password will come in the mail on separate days. /
Answer 2 :
Sure - online with ING bank is one such way. Or, just go to a local bank or credit union. They normally open it on the spot for you.
Answer 3 :
Open up an account with cash. Please note that you will have your references checked and you will face unusually long hold times on deposited funds until you have established a track record. The reason for this is described in this article: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2270669/protect_yourself_from_con_artists_and.html?cat=3
Answer 4 :
Online with Bank of America. But you need $25.00 to open the account.
Answer 5 :
Just go into the bank of your choice, tel them you wish to open an account, I think they expect there to be a sum of money to open it.
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Sunday, April 1, 2012
How do you send yourself your yahoo account password?
How do you send yourself your yahoo account password?
I am logged on to my account now but I can't remember my password and am afraid to sign off. I don't remember my security question either.. I also just want to keep my password, not change it!!! Is there a way to send myself my current password? If so, how?
Accounts & Passwords - 3 Answers
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Answer 1 :
When you log on it will say forgotten your password click on this and they will send you an email
Answer 2 :
it'd be better if you change the password hurry!
Answer 3 :
Click on the 'Forget your 'ID' or password?' link at the yahoo sign in page or a similar link in the sign-in page of the mail service you use. This will send your password to your alternate E-mail account.
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I am logged on to my account now but I can't remember my password and am afraid to sign off. I don't remember my security question either.. I also just want to keep my password, not change it!!! Is there a way to send myself my current password? If so, how?
Accounts & Passwords - 3 Answers
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Answer 1 :
When you log on it will say forgotten your password click on this and they will send you an email
Answer 2 :
it'd be better if you change the password hurry!
Answer 3 :
Click on the 'Forget your 'ID' or password?' link at the yahoo sign in page or a similar link in the sign-in page of the mail service you use. This will send your password to your alternate E-mail account.
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