Saturday, April 28, 2012

Accountant.?

Accountant.?
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks... "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no, that will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year!.." alan! check out the pic on my 360...it's gross....
Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Answer 2 :
OMG, PML:)) FFS what next?
Answer 3 :
10/10 excellent *
Answer 4 :
l checked out your piccy, yes its fowl, get rid of better off leaving blank and filling it with the new foal piccys
Answer 5 :
Excellent one Calamity.!!! They do raise them don't they ha ha.!!! Funny so 10/10.!!!
Answer 6 :
awesome joke! all ways enjoy your jokes! lmao!

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